Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

Eminem’s new album MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY - SIDE B (DELUXE EDITION)
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Music video by Eminem performing Alfred’s Theme (Lyric Video). © 2020 Marshall B. Mathers III

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  • MODRN WRFR
    MODRN WRFRPřed hodinou

    Lyrical genius!!!

  • Freedom Es
    Freedom EsPřed 2 hodinami

    Eminem is th king

  • Takemo
    TakemoPřed 3 hodinami

    Normal day with eminem

  • Isi Edeoghon
    Isi EdeoghonPřed 3 hodinami

    So much wordplay! G.O.A.T Respect !

  • taman kanak kanak grow wunut
    taman kanak kanak grow wunutPřed 3 hodinami

    csmy.info/www/video/zId607G2k6rRfo4.html

  • StraferSavage
    StraferSavagePřed 4 hodinami

    The wordplay and triple ententes so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • ThonccBoi
    ThonccBoiPřed 6 hodinami

    I didn't know that eminem was doing colabs with slim shady

  • Fliq Shots
    Fliq ShotsPřed 7 hodinami

    Holy fuck

  • just baker
    just bakerPřed 8 hodinami

    hey em....mariah carey and paul dunn are here in provo utah trying to mercy me.....pauls address 9th ave and grand ave provo utah....you cant miss the house with the huge pine tree and all the symbology....i went through 1 year queen of mean with taylor....the 6 months with mariah...now i guess im supposed to do try and survive another 6 months with miley cyrus.....these fucking people....holy shit i need help...801 3752179 801 427 8265

  • Caleb Barron
    Caleb BarronPřed 9 hodinami

    I love this song

  • Maza cee
    Maza ceePřed 9 hodinami

    csmy.info/www/video/0HyyqsfHf2awm5g.html

  • Priyankar Mandal
    Priyankar MandalPřed 11 hodinami

    Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

  • NoWifiJustLaq
    NoWifiJustLaqPřed 14 hodinami

    Certified Hood Classic

  • D Jackson
    D JacksonPřed 16 hodinami

    Bruhhhhhhh

  • D Jackson

    D Jackson

    Před 16 hodinami

    @GHOST i like yo cut g

  • GHOST

    GHOST

    Před 16 hodinami

    Wassup

  • Jose Ramirez
    Jose RamirezPřed 16 hodinami

    The world play is mind blowing and extremely humorous

  • KMR MAFIA
    KMR MAFIAPřed 19 hodinami

    New fan from India someone welcome 😞

  • lil tecca ✓
    lil tecca ✓Před 20 hodinami

    Good video

  • Sambo
    SamboPřed dnem

    he is just rapping random shit. how is this even fucking good..

  • Ethan Brest
    Ethan BrestPřed dnem

    Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

  • Eric Tuller
    Eric TullerPřed dnem

    F*cking GOAT

  • THREE BROTHERS
    THREE BROTHERSPřed dnem

    CAUSE EVERYTIME IDROP (EYE DROP) 👑 legend in lyrics

  • Klodinke Diloni

    Klodinke Diloni

    Před 21 hodinou

    Before that he said that's why there's parental advising(visine which is a brand of eye drops.)

  • Damon Sprite
    Damon SpritePřed dnem

    It’s funny how many of these younger rappers who grew up on Em, still can’t be as great as *him*

  • Lrd _D34TH
    Lrd _D34THPřed dnem

    I love Eminem I always have if you would asked me last year wats my favorite song it would have to be just don’t give a fuck but I just might start saying this is my favorite track🔥

  • CANCANT
    CANCANTPřed dnem

    The disrespect, the fact this has 4.4mil is beyond me. The more you study Eminem the more you realise he is undoubtedly the best rapper to have ever lived.

  • Mr.J 01
    Mr.J 01Před dnem

    Ending was golden

  • Robert Germain II

    Robert Germain II

    Před dnem

    Agreed

  • Just wrong, Right?
    Just wrong, Right?Před dnem

    You still can't touch this level of skill, me either! 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • Greg Parks
    Greg ParksPřed dnem

    Yo marshall mathers mmm stop Stop drop and roll let the beat flow I'm a bouncer at a ball shopping until i drop at the mall til the police decided to create a monster out of me so they'd know everything i say and do that's the kind of police you need to be afraid of change your life just because they can i had to be nailed on a cross and forgive people this is past so when it happens to you i told you so didn't believe me just wait til it's you protect and serve What did you serve salted peanuts to the sugar muah I'm just a simpleton whatcha know about me I'm just a simpleton hanging in my family tree good thing that's over with when i woke up from that a few years ago i met up with the burleson police the took the rope off my neck and said they'd handle scoff fucking cough i don't care but choke like smoke mother fucker I'll be there solve my murder which one You and the chalk army chalked my money and life to the game so people could live and they wouldn't murder people anymore wait til the army forces you to be a victim then what will you do I'm just a simpleton whatcha know about me still hanging in my family tree by a hair mmhmm u there My neck still hurts everyday with what i know about texas it all starts with being undercover at an early age Yeah what do you think about that the police like what naked people in the hole and the army wanted to know how people went missing wait what i got all the answers because i lived it

  • HodajuciDjedGames
    HodajuciDjedGamesPřed dnem

    4:04 goosebumps every time

  • Venompogg
    VenompoggPřed dnem

    Mans just in sandbox mode at this point

  • TRUTH BOMBS
    TRUTH BOMBSPřed dnem

    Stopped watching at 0:11 that's all I needed to see to know you were going to rap about something bad. HOG for life.

  • A-1
    A-1Před dnem

    So call me santa Claus cause at the present... I outta wrap then all I out rap them all ?!?!?!?!?! 🔥 🔥 🔥 Im literally dead from this Edit: eminem ft billie eilish would be lit af 🔥

  • Mick AUDIO
    Mick AUDIOPřed 2 dny

    I lost my shit when he said I'm "I'm Diddy side bitch"

  • Joshua 951
    Joshua 951Před 2 dny

    He uses each word 10 different ways

  • Terri Davis Williams
    Terri Davis WilliamsPřed 2 dny

    Dang bro I just realized you grew up in Detroit & my grandma is a Ford & I need a DNA 🧬 test The Henry Ford

  • Black Widow
    Black WidowPřed 2 dny

    Love you em

  • Black Widow
    Black WidowPřed 2 dny

    Genius

  • Anton club off rome
    Anton club off romePřed 2 dny

    322 cabal low life 33 inch power mmm love kinky my soull will save for a doller haha

  • GAMEBR0VIP
    GAMEBR0VIPPřed 2 dny

    make some new music with HOPSIN bro .

  • Yogi Bear
    Yogi BearPřed 2 dny

    Dude.. FIRE!!! 🔥🔥🔥 That song was so sick!! I might need to get a covid test. Just non stop dropping bombs!! ☄☄💣💣 keep up the fantastic work man!

  • Jaiden Abrams
    Jaiden AbramsPřed 2 dny

    When you’ve beat story mode and all the side missions and unlocked sandbox: Eminem’s new songs

  • Studio 32
    Studio 32Před 2 dny

    Most rappers:Flexing and being annoying Eminem:Dancing crows

  • Yoni 0928
    Yoni 0928Před 2 dny

    5:14 ⚡⚡⚡

  • A-SHOCK REACTS
    A-SHOCK REACTSPřed 2 dny

    My Reaction Video To This fire Song csmy.info/www/video/0pFutanSrmTMnWU.html

  • LAPICERO 38
    LAPICERO 38Před 2 dny

    music.csmy.info/www/video/u4qB193LanXbsG0.html

  • Junior Retucci
    Junior RetucciPřed 2 dny

    Eminem é o melhor. s2

  • K-RIM DJAZAÏR Amazigh
    K-RIM DJAZAÏR AmazighPřed 2 dny

    Eminem is a best rapper in history, this guy is too heavy for the industry, his flow is so crazy, his voice is classic, I find it crazy that people question his legitimacy because he is white, his musicality is so rich, I do not know if the Americans are aware of it but he has an audience in almost every country in the world, every continents, there are blacks, whites, Asians, Arabs, Indians, Latinos ... Only he and mickael jackson have turntable records over 4 decades, it's no coincidence ... In 2020 it is the rap artist who sold the most album at 48 years old it is unimaginable at this age and for this music, and some dare to say that it is finished, if it is finished, they are all finished then ... from 2010 to 2020 it is the artist in the world who sold the most physical album, more than 14 million. I am an Arab man born in France and believe me in all Arabic speaking countries he has a large audience, we do not look at color or religion but talent. After more than 20 years of career he is still at the top although some say, when he rap in gnat or godzilla or alfred's theme or killer, it looks like he is 20 years old, his flow is unmatched ... (from France 🇫🇷) 🐐🐐🐐🎤👌🤙🏼😉

  • The Player
    The PlayerPřed 2 dny

    The Goat

  • Garv Madan
    Garv MadanPřed 2 dny

    If you are seeing this after 25 years, This man was a legend and will be 😁

  • Skigo Ristick
    Skigo RistickPřed 2 dny

    2:16 is my favorite verse

  • Matir Putul
    Matir PutulPřed 2 dny

    Even in 50..... You still can't catch this guy. Rap God 🔥❤️❤️

  • will broccolo
    will broccoloPřed 3 dny

    Still the goat... No doubt

  • Watrax Apps
    Watrax AppsPřed 3 dny

    "because if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" PURE FIRE

  • Harman Singh
    Harman SinghPřed 3 dny

    "If cleanliness is godliness, it's obvious it's impossible for me to be beside myself", incredible.

  • RaZoR WrAiTh
    RaZoR WrAiThPřed 3 dny

    *Eminem:I just went to pee , I'm seeing star wars, I just ate a brownie, now I'm Elmer fudge😂🤣😭😅🌋🌚*

  • Nolan Huber
    Nolan HuberPřed 3 dny

    Why is this song way better when im not reading this lame music video?

  • Will Mack
    Will MackPřed 3 dny

    I'm at a Stop n Go. That's and old party story from the 80s in Michigan. The name changed to Dairy Mart now it's the K store. Damn!!!!

  • ivin sunny
    ivin sunnyPřed 3 dny

    I'm gonna overdose on this music

  • Scott Hayes
    Scott HayesPřed 3 dny

    No

  • EH
    EHPřed 3 dny

    Thank you marshal Mathers, thank you

  • Retrospect
    RetrospectPřed 3 dny

    This man used wordplay this whole entire track he went off ngl he really is the lyric goat from what i just heard make sense

  • Zoey Foxis
    Zoey FoxisPřed 3 dny

    Bout time u released some gold u darn leprechaun

  • Lil Nya
    Lil NyaPřed 3 dny

    check my ball hair

  • Social therapist
    Social therapistPřed 3 dny

    for those who don't know, this was a freestyle and yes he said i'm diddy's side bitch and later edited it to i'm still east side bitch THAT WAS GODLY edit: thanks for the likes ya'll too kind

  • Google Playstore

    Google Playstore

    Před dnem

    @Social therapist ah power of positive thinking and projection, I like it. The secret

  • Social therapist

    Social therapist

    Před dnem

    @Google Playstore and thank you for subscribing to my channel

  • Google Playstore

    Google Playstore

    Před dnem

    @Social therapist ah ok, thx for giving context to the back story

  • Social therapist

    Social therapist

    Před 2 dny

    @Google Playstore I actually thanked everyone before i even got the first like and the 1st was mine so that was all for entertainment purposes, glad i made you laugh though

  • Google Playstore

    Google Playstore

    Před 2 dny

    4 likes. You got 4 likes and are thanking everyone? Lol

  • Thomas midnight88
    Thomas midnight88Před 3 dny

    How can you be so perfect?

  • Hahny
    HahnyPřed 3 dny

    Sheeeesh

  • Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa
    Asdfghjkl LkjhgfdsaPřed 3 dny

    Yea ive had more time to listen to this and bro this is some of the hardest shit ive ever heard. Eminem is at his peak now

  • Krugerツ
    KrugerツPřed 3 dny

    Bringing back the slick Rick shit this is fire 🔥

  • Matei Magicuni
    Matei MagicuniPřed 3 dny

    This is so good

  • VersusX
    VersusXPřed 3 dny

    i didnt expect this to be actually good

  • Abdulaziz Lutfullayev
    Abdulaziz LutfullayevPřed 3 dny

    WTF !

  • Lrd _D34TH
    Lrd _D34THPřed 3 dny

    This is fucking amazing

  • Sheva Sheva
    Sheva ShevaPřed 3 dny

    Eminem has always been my most inspirational motivation and a curriculum to do my own thing

  • EzLight
    EzLightPřed 3 dny

    Yeah this is fire not gonna lie i listen to it everyday.

  • liyah nation
    liyah nationPřed 3 dny

    "You say trash is all that I put out bitch I still get the bag when I am putting garbage out" I think he made the dictionary cause that was fire af

  • advancednewbie
    advancednewbiePřed 4 dny

    This is the only song where the 'skirt skirt' has a meaning that I understand. Thanks Em.

  • 도리어
    도리어Před 4 dny

  • 도리어
    도리어Před 4 dny

  • Andrè 1500
    Andrè 1500Před 4 dny

    Eminem's lyrics video look better than full-length music videos from many rappers.

  • Mohammed Mahdi
    Mohammed MahdiPřed 4 dny

    If eminem was born a few centuries earlier, we'd be learning how to spit bars in music classes instead of Beethoven and Mozart stuff

  • Deepa Parakkal

    Deepa Parakkal

    Před hodinou

    Facts

  • B L A C K
    B L A C KPřed 4 dny

    Holy shit the old shady's back!

  • david alonzo
    david alonzoPřed 4 dny

    Alfred Hitchcock 🙌

  • Dylan Scholten
    Dylan ScholtenPřed 4 dny

    More music

  • Олег
    ОлегPřed 4 dny

    Em is a lyrical miracle

  • Kelly Jheeh
    Kelly JheehPřed 4 dny

    This is the jam,period.

  • Betul Kanca
    Betul KancaPřed 4 dny

    🧡💛💛💛😁🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡😁🏅🏆🎖️🥇🏅🏆🎖️🏆🏅🥇🏅🏆🎖️🏆🏅🥇🥈🥉🧨🎈🎀🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅@eminem

  • American Prankster
    American PranksterPřed 4 dny

    The crow when it took the eye 👁

  • Mr. OtakuWeeb
    Mr. OtakuWeebPřed 4 dny

    Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

  • Mahdinul Islam
    Mahdinul IslamPřed 4 dny

    💀

  • Jake Blue
    Jake BluePřed 4 dny

    Eminem has so many homophones he must have Edger Alen Poe on speed dial.

  • Christ Pot Leaf
    Christ Pot LeafPřed 4 dny

    Meth Ean Tich Rist Son Rising, Watch Out Rap God..

  • Jason Bright
    Jason BrightPřed 4 dny

    Damn

  • Bhavil Pahad
    Bhavil PahadPřed 4 dny

    coolll mann

  • djmikio
    djmikioPřed 4 dny

    I wonder when all the elitists that framed Em as low-brow entertainment are going to admit to themselves that he can dissect and reconstruct the English language on a James Joyce level?

  • Vince Carter
    Vince CarterPřed 4 dny

    This Is Hot TRASH...EMINEM, JUST KNOW YOU WILL NEVER BE HALF A MC AS PAPOOSE!!! FACTZZZZ , ya content sucks...

  • jefferson Greenidge

    jefferson Greenidge

    Před 3 dny

    u rite I guess

  • Zachary Etter
    Zachary EtterPřed 5 dny

    This guy's a fucking monster. Literally, you have to listen to the shit multiple times, aint a soul on this earth that can do this shit, PERIOD! I will praise EM till the day I DIE

  • Geg Hfg
    Geg HfgPřed 5 dny

    I LOVE YOU SHIBA INU COIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤩🤩

  • The Duncan Clan
    The Duncan ClanPřed 5 dny

    Who thumbs down this ? L

  • XeoMak
    XeoMakPřed 5 dny

    How does this only have 4M views? Lyrical genius!